Competition Time

John Birds Cathedral of Trees (oil on canvas) resting in his back garden – imagination can take many forms

Ever wanted to dazzle people with your writing skills? Now’s your chance! Our Founder Lord Bird of The Chapter Catcher team is setting you a challenge. So it’s time to get your creative juices flowing. Fire up that computer. Dip that nib in the ink.

Here’s the brief: 

We want you to write a Chapter on one of the three potential unwritten books suggested by our John in a recent tweet – The Consumers Manifesto – The Oranges of The Species and The Chapter Catcher in the Rye. Imagine that book. What would it be about? What would the first chapter be about? You have a thousand words to play with. The winner gets to be published on our website, receives a much sought after Chapter Catcher bee pin and maybe even get some literary goodies (books and stuff)

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Terms and Conditions: One entry per entrant. Chapterise Publishing reserves the right to utilise the winning entry in all marketing, publishing and publicity campaigns and ongoing purposes. No offensive material please. The Editors decision is final. Never argue with Nicole. You’ll lose.